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[greenyes] EPA for Losers?


BOROWITZ REPORT (Humor)


BUSH FILLS REMAINING CABINET POSTS WITH SELF
Introduces Self Seven Times in White House Ceremony
Breaking with time-honored tradition, President George W. Bush announced
today that he would fill all remaining Cabinet positions for his second term
with himself.

Aides to the president said that the goal of appointing himself to the seven
vacant positions was to achieve greater harmony within his Cabinet, and also
to limit the number of people who could possibly write tell-all memoirs at a
later date.

In addition to serving as president, Mr. Bush will now occupy many other
senior positions in his administration including Secretary of Defense,
Secretary of the Treasury, Secretary of Labor, and Postmaster General.

The president chose himself to head every available Cabinet-level department
with the exception of the Environment Protection Agency, a job that the
president said "was for losers."

"..."

[credit to Waste News' Peter Fehrenbach for pointing this out]



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