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RE: [greenyes] EPA Renamed

April Fools? Probably not.

Heidi Feldman

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From: Peter Anderson [mailto:anderson@no.address]
Sent: Monday, March 28, 2005 2:57 PM
To: GreenYes
Subject: [greenyes] EPA Renamed

The Onion

March 23, 2005

EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name

WASHINGTON, DC-Days after unveiling new power-plant pollution
that rely on an industry-favored market-trading approach to cutting
emissions, EPA Acting Administrator Stephen Johnson announced that the
agency will remove the "E" and "P" from its name. "We're not really
'environmental' anymore, and we certainly aren't 'protecting' anything,"
Johnson said. "'The Agency' is a name that reflects our current agenda
encapsulates our new function as a government-funded body devoted to
handling documents, scheduling meetings, and fielding phone calls." ...
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