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Pardon the light-hearted humor that follows, given
recent news (excepting Hawaii) I thought many folks might enjoy this.
(author unknown)
-Timothy J.W. Logan
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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, of the original $1,000.00 you would have $16.50. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107 or 10 cent deposits in MI,
you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the most sound current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. |