wanted to make sure that you all saw this! Happy Halloween!)
you have spotted them in your town.
TV Zombies have been seen wandering out of landfills and invading communities
across the country, oozing toxic green slime, and dragging their old rabbit
ears and VCRs behind them.
believe that the TV Zombies are the millions of undead, old-school TVs that
consumers threw out, even though they still worked. Replaced by newer, sleeker
flat panel TVs, the TV Zombies are out for revenge.
you don’t have to believe me - witness the invasion of the TV Zombies for
yourself in this new video from the Electronics TakeBack Coalition, called Revenge of the Return Of The Undead
Toxic Televisions Strike Back: http://www.takebackmytv.com/zombies
"These are a new breed of zombie," said Dr. Bevan Brockelhurst, a
Zombologist at the Ann Arbor Institute for the Undead, "but because of the
toxic chemicals inside TVs, they're just as dangerous as your garden variety
zombies. They have been sliming people with their toxic green ooze, so people
should definitely steer clear of them.”
enforcement officials have yet to figure out a way to stop the TV Zombie
epidemic. But experts suggest that the only way to stop the Zombies is to
recycle your old TVs so they can't come back from the dead and leak chemicals
like lead, cadmium, mercury, and brominated flame retardants.
February, the TV Zombie invasion will get even worse, as the
government-mandated switch from analog to digital broadcast will cause millions
of Americans to discard their old obsolete TV sets. This Zombie surge could be
avoided if the TV manufacturers like Panasonic and Sharp would create
aggressive TV recycling programs, diverting TVs from the Zombie-infested landfills.
Please warn your friends and family about this dangerous TV
29th Street #230
Francisco, CA 94110
Computer TakeBack Campaign