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[GreenYes] Financial Advice
The following advice is provided 'free of charge' by a Financial Advisor" (no kidding!) and is provided for it's amusement value - not necessarily it's accuracy!
 
"If you had invested in $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.  With Enron, you would have  $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.  With Worldcom, you would have less  than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
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Fran McPoland

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